The link here explains more and details why there have been some omissions from the above list.Reblogging this again because I love it so much.
Boy:Did it hurt?
Girl:(sigh) Did what hurt?
Boy:Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell.
Finalllllllly I’m ready to announce my giveaway! I’m so excited! There’s two prizes: The first is 10 Orly polishes, A set of Kooky Nail Wraps and some cute 3-D deco bits. The second is 11 two way nail art pens, 5 Orly polishes and a glitter holo top coat.
To enter, follow me on tumblr and reblog this post. Simplez! For ways to get additional entries check out the giveaway page on Nail Art 101.
The giveaway starts today and finishes March 26. It’s open internationally. Good luck everyone!
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ALMOST made it through the entire day without seeing something like this :(FUCKING SERIOUSLY.
even on the ONE day set aside to respect women
the goddamn MOTHERFUCKING KITCHEN JOKES
I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE
*sigh*
(Source: henry-lam)
Cats are not for eating Mr. Johnson.
KYMdb - Chris Hansen Cat
UNION CITY, Ga. - A McDonald’s employee spent a night in jail and is facing criminal charges because a police officer’s burger was too salty, so salty that he says it made him sick.
Kendra Bull was arrested Friday, charged with misdemeanor reckless conduct and freed on $1,000 bail.
Bull, 20, said she accidentally spilled salt on hamburger meat and told her supervisor and a co-worker, who “tried to thump the salt off.”
On her break, she ate a burger made with the salty meat. “It didn’t make me sick,” Bull told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
But then Police Officer Wendell Adams got a burger made with the oversalted meat, and he returned a short time later and told the manager it made him sick.
Bull admitted spilling salt on the meat, and Adams took her outside and questioned her, she said.
“If it was too salty, why did (Adams) not take one bite and throw it away?” said Bull, who has worked at the restaurant for five months. She said she didn’t know a police officer got one of the salty burgers because she couldn’t see the drive-through window from her work area.
Police said samples of the burger were sent to the state crime lab for tests.
